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Babby Talk #76

When we hear December, we can only think of December To Remember Sales Event, and nothing else.

Dec 16, 2025
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Important life update: my daughter’s first Middle School Dance happened. According to the intel, it was the chaotic fever dream we all remember. Girls performing tightly rehearsed choreography on one side; boys on the other, throwing glow sticks.

What really got me, though, was this small reminder she’s not quite done being a kid: she volunteered her own dad to be the official dance photographer. A very generous move, letting your parents be anywhere near a middle school dance… which she only slightly regretted when he showed up for duty in an all black-turtleneck ensemble that he had purchased specifically for the occasion. My conclusion is that being young and interacting with others socially starts out awkward and just stays that way forever. -Court

10 things at least somewhat related to life with kids:

  • Watch: Perhaps you have wondered why all the receiving blankets for babies at hospitals are exactly the same blue and pink stripe thing and not even particularly soft. Mystery solved y’all.

  • Wear: Get a cute kid-sized hat and support your fellow mothers-who-are-artists while you’re at it.

  • Listen: Listen to Cathy Camper reading her book “Ten Ways to Hear Snow” via Julie’s Library. Only cozy winter things, please. Only Julie Andrews-related things, please.

    BOMI Alna Necklace
  • Style: A festive little choker to add some flair to your holiday ensembles or your plain white crew tee.

  • Gift: With great power comes great responsibility: a life-changing sticker printer for custom-made stickers whenever you like!

  • Make: Some superlative crispy, salty latkes (with schmaltz, so sue us!!).

  • Shop: An eyeshadow stick you can try out on your holiday party circuit.

    The Philharmonic Gets Dressed by Karla Kuskin
  • Read: What makes a good read-aloud book? And what makes The Philharmonic Gets Dressed a particularly good example via MOONBOW.

  • Do: Combat dark days by making these sweet and classy DIY ice lanterns.

  • Shop: A berry sweet pair of tights 🍓

Something we will never ever tire of seeing and appreciating:

Pregnant Nude, Imogen Cunningham, 1959 via @nyplpicturecollection

🌈 Fact check! Something a child told us this week: Goblin sharks have “slingshot” jaws that extend really quickly to catch prey


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